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Pretty sure push-ups use the shoulders…) Chasen, who has decided to fully rely on his looks because his smarts off his shirt and says he can be the main course for breakfast. (Remember this fact for later in the episode. Ed does pushups with Tayshia on his back. Susan: Demar brings Tayshia a mimosa, which I appreciate because champagne is a key part of my grown ass womanhood. Susan: The next challenge is a reverse tug of war because part of being a grown ass man is “fighting for the person you love, both emotionally and physically.” Huh? Anyway, Bennett sits this one out due to an old football injury, but he’s not worried because he has something up his terry cloth sleeve.Įmily: Next up is the Breakfast in Bed challenge because you can’t be a grown ass man if you don’t bring your woman breakfast in bed. Just a reminder to everyone watching that if you’re white and male, you can be anything. He can’t spell limousine and he can’t do basic math. The show uses this opportunity to show us how dumb Bennett is. One contestant will win the Grown Ass Man Award, and one will win the Man Child Award (which is actually just losing).Įmily: So we start with an intelligence challenge cause you can’t be a grown ass man if you can’t do math.
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Susan: So the “Grown Ass Man Challenge” will put the men through a series of challenges meant to gauge their grownness. Of course these two would spend their wedding anniversary hanging out on the set of The Bachelorette.
is America.Įmily: Perhaps just as troubling as Ashley I.’s fully open-faced sneeze is the fact that this is apparently their 1-year wedding anniversary. Jared’s hair is terrible, and Ashley sneezes without covering her mouth or nose, but don’t worry-she “was tested!” Ashley I. Susan: ABC really overestimates how much we want to see Ashley and Jared. Can they just ride off in the sunset already? The date will be hosted by… Jared and Ashley I. Anyway, Ivan, Demar, Ben, Chasen, Ed, Joe Bennett and Montel are going on a group date.Įmily: So now we’re going on a date that’s all about showing Tayshia that you’re a grown ass man. Because this whole season is just a total free-for-all now. Susan: Back at the La Quinta Resort, we’re told that a group date is about to happen, but we don’t get to see the date card like we usually do. Where did we even leave off last week? Was it with Brendan’s date? I’m guessing so because this week, Tayshia wants to start by reminding us that Brendan is a big ole front runner and that he’s “husband material.” Let’s get into it and separate the men from the Marvel characters.Įmily: Just so everyone knows, the structure of this show has totally been thrown out the window. Can you spell “Grown Ass Man”? If not, no big deal! Just wear a robe and have all the confidence of a mediocre white man nicknamed Wolverine.